How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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A black person in the NHL

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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