- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Yo Momma is not fat.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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