- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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