What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Communism hehe xd

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

ur an fagit

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

one stop shop

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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