- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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