- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Okay.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

I am a mime

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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