- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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