- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Fine, ladies first.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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