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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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