100 chefs walk into a bar

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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