why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

someone called someone else a frog

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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