What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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