What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Communism hehe xd

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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