- Anti Joke

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.