- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person