Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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