- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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