Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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