- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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