Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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