- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

whats 7+4? 74

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

whats gay and american? a gay american

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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