the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Bob Saget that is all

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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