What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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womens rights

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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