Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Who is it?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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