A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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