What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Irish sobriety

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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