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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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