What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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swag

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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