Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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