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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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