- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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