- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's funny? Women's rights.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

how do you win a game try your best

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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