Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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