Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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