- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

G:nock nock B:come in!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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