Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Black people.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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