- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Guess what What

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

why do asprins work? Because they're white

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