What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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