- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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