- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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