did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Jordan is pregant

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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