- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

women's rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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