- Anti Joke

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"