- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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