why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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