What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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