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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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