- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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