What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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