What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Kyle grund parker coffey

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Im gay What about you

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

this website even though its hilarious.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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