- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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