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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What hurts like hell? HELL

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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