- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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