How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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