- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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