- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

woman's rights

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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