- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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