- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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