Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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ur gey

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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