Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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pauls tuck

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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