- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Jordan is pregant

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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