- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Neil is a reterd.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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