- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Get up Look in the mirror

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??