What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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tee hee

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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