Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Wenis Penis

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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