- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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