- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What hurts like hell? HELL

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