Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

you will like this because i am black.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...