Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

SHUT UP JP

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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