How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

I C U P White stuff

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

kennah campion when she talks

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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