Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

I have aids

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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