Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

BIG MAC'S

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

why do asprins work? Because they're white

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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