- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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