- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Brain fart

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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