Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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call me maybe.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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