How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

SUCK MY NUTS

Mogok Papiti.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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